I met her in a club down in old Soho
Where you drink champagne and it tastes just like Cherry Cola
C-O-L-A Cola

She walked up to me and she asked me to dance
I asked her her name and in a dark brown voice she said "Lola"
L-O-L-A Lola
La la la la Lola

Well I'm not the world's most physical guy
But when she squeezed me tight she nearly broke my spine
Oh my Lola
La la la la Lola

Well I'm not dumb, but I can't understand
Why she walked like a woman and talked like a man
Oh my Lola
La la la la Lola
La la la la Lola

Well we drank champagne and danced all night
Under electric candlelight
She picked me up and sat me on her knee
And said "Dear boy, won't you come home with me?"

Well I'm not the world's most passionate guy
But when I looked in her eyes I almost fell for my Lola
La la la la Lola
La la la la Lola
Lola
La la la la Lola
La la la la Lola

I pushed her away
I walked to the door
I fell to the floor
I got down on my knees
And I looked at her and she at me

That's the way that I wanted to stay
And I always wanted to be that way for my Lola
La la la la Lola

Girls will be boys and boys will be girls
It's a mixed up, muddled up, shook up world
Except for Lola
La la la la Lola

Well I left home just a week before
And I'd never ever kissed a woman before
Lola smiled and took me by the hand
And said "Dear boy, I'm gonna make you a man"

Well I'm not the world's most masculine man
But I know what I am and I'm glad I'm a man
So was Lola
La la la la Lola
La la la la Lola

Lola
La la la la Lola
La la la la Lola

Lola
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Lola
La la la la Lola
La la la la Lola

Lola
La la la la Lola
La la la la Lola

Lola
La la la la Lola
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Lola
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